I’ve tried several times to write about Morocco without
success. It was just too big and there is just too much to write about. So, I
figured the best way to do this was to pretend that I was being interviewed and
who better to interview me than Jon Stewart. So here how it would go if Jon
Stewart interviewed me about my trip:
JS: So, tell me about Morocco. How long were you there? What
did you do?
Me: I was in Morocco for four days. I traveled with a group
of friends. There were eight of us in total.
JS: Go on….
Me: We traveled all over. My friend Stacy had contacted a
guide and set the trip up. I was just lucky enough to be invited to go along.
She had told the guide that we wanted to see the Atlas
Mountains and ride camels. The rest kind of fell into place—we made a quick
stop in Casablanca to see a mosque and eat lunch,
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| Mosque in Casablanca |
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| Mosque in Casablanca |
then traveled to Marrakesh. After spending a night in a
local riad,
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| Our riad |
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| Fruit seller in Marrakesh |
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| Medina at night |
we drove through the Atlas Mountains
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| Atlas Mountains |
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| Berber village |
to the very
edge of the Sahara where we rode camels to a nomad camp. The next day we
returned to Marrakesh, and then drove to Casablanca to board our ship the
following day.
JS: Any surprises along the way?
Me: I had a sense that it would be about 3 hours to get to
Marrakesh from Casablanca, but I had no idea that it would be 8 more hours to
get to the Sahara! By the time we reached the camels, we were almost in
Algeria.
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| Map of where we traveled |
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| Sedate camels |
JS: Let’s get the unpleasant things out of the way. What
were your least favorite things about the experience?
Me: So, I didn’t love riding the camels.
The camels were pleasant enough. I named mine “Serenity,” so
I could yell “Serenity Now,” if I needed to. Actually, I think the camels were
drugged--they were very sedate.
But a camel saddle is about the most uncomfortable thing
ever designed. It’s not made for a woman.
JS: I know from personal experience that it’s not designed
for a man either. They are Uncomfortable
[insert a silly Jon Stewart voice].
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| This is me trying to smile while thinking, “When can I get
off this camel!” |
Me: I know! I wish each ride came with a free tube of “Baby
Butt Paste.”
JS: Ok, so if the camel riding wasn’t your favorite. What was?
Me: The tagine’s were wonderful. We ate a tagine for just
about every meal.
It was interesting to see how they were cooked. Each tagine
had it’s own flame to cook the food.
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| Tagines |
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| My first tagine in Casablanca. Lamb and prunes. |
My favorite thing, though, was looking at the stars in the
nomad camp. I don’t think I’ll ever see a sky so clear again. There was a
meteor shower that night and I saw one shooting star that had a green tail that
streaked across the sky.
[Close your eyes and imagine a sky filled with so many stars
that you can’t pick out constellations. Add in the milky way. Then some
shooting stars. Put the desert in the background. There, you’ve got the night’s
sky at the Nomad camp]
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| Nomad camp at sunrise |
As I said before, I also really enjoyed the group I traveled
with. We laughed a lot and made even uncomfortable experiences funny
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| Seconds later
our group was chased by a snake charmer demanding money for the photo—I think
this will be funny eventually, but not yet. |
JS: Do you “heart” Morocco?
Me: To be blunt—no. I loved the people I traveled with and I
loved that I got to see so much of the country, but I didn’t fall in love with
Morocco. Much of it had to do with the local people I interacted with. I felt
that as an adult woman who was clearly not married, many of the storeowners and
wait staff didn’t really know what to do with me and therefore ignored me.
I tried to order tea at a shop for five minutes only to be
ignored completely. When I tried to barter for gifts to buy, it would take a
long time for me to get the shopowner’s attention and then after I gave a price
they would often just say, “No” and that would end the negotiation. But, that
was just my experience. I’ve heard others that they had very different and more
positive interactions.
[pause to thoughtful push a piece of hair behind my ear]
I think if I spoke French, it might have been different. I
didn’t realize how many people in Morocco speak French.
JS: That brings up an interesting point. Morocco claims to
be a fairly liberal Muslim country in terms of women’s rights and cultural
norms. Did you find this to be true?
Me: One of the guides mentioned that a few years ago Morocco
passed a law that increased women’s rights. Before then women were only
considered ½ a person according to the law. I don’t know enough to really speak
about this.
I did notice that women were wearing a wide variety of
clothing. Some were wearing modern clothes and a hijab (headscarf) on their
heads. Some had on an abaya (full robe over that goes over the clothes) and a hijab.
Some had the abaya and their full face covered with a niqab. It was interesting
to see groups of women traveling together, each women wearing a different
variety of the clothing I just described.
JS: Well, we are just about of time. You aren’t interesting
enough to extend the interview to the web, but if you have published a book, I’ll
promote it for you. Have you published a book?
Me: Umm… not yet.
JS: Well, thanks for coming on the show. Julie, come back
when you’ve finished your trip and we’ll talk more.
[to the audience] That’s it for our show. Now, your moment
of zen: